{"product_id":"king-kraken-silicone-dildo","title":"King Kraken Silicone personal massager * – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples \u0026 Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory","description":"This brightly colored squid is inspired by the Kraken lore and is a thick, meaty shaft that will slide inside you for serious pleasure! Rainbow colored with a bulbous, triangular head it has eight legs that add ropey texture as you ride it! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a wearable massager! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a novelty item cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe storms off the coast of Norway caught you by surprise. What started as an adventurous boating trip had quickly turned into a nightmare! Out of the crashing waves and beneath the darkened skies rose a giant squid that crashed into your boat! You dove off the side and into cold waters as the boat cracked and splintered, destroyed. The water became dark and inky, filled with the slick black ink of the squid. But then a light pierced the darkness and you were able to see that there were hundreds of small, rainbow colored squid! \"These must be the creatures of the Kraken!\" you thought. Would they take mercy on you? Or would they drag you deeper into the water? They swarmed you, wrapping their lungs around you until you couldn't feel the cold of the water. One wrapped itself around your mouth and nose and you found that, somehow, you could breathe again. Your eyes were uncovered and you could see the Kraken King begin to move towards you. As it moved, the water moved around it and every creature either swam away or obeyed it. Suddenly, the squid that covered you began to squeeze, writhe and pulse. You didn't know why until one squirmed its way inside your pants and tore open your clothes! The water and the milky ink helped it slip inside! Was this Kraken trying to lay its eggs inside you? Helpless and unable to swim away, your body was used for the Kraken's pleasure again and again until finally you fainted from exhaustion… Days later, they found your unconscious body on the shores. No one believed you but from that day forth, you never could look at squid the same way again, and haunting sensual dreams filled your mind every night!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasurements:\u003cbr\u003eOverall length: 8.1 inches.\u003cbr\u003eInsertable length: 7.25 inches.\u003cbr\u003eNarrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.\u003cbr\u003eWidest insertable diameter: 3.4 inches.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterials: Silicone\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eColor: Rainbow\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKey Features:\u003cbr\u003eFantasy personal massager: this rainbow squid shaped dong has a large, bulbous head, a long thick body and eight arms to add texture as you ride it!\u003cbr\u003eSuction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this personal massager. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!\u003cbr\u003eHarness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most wearable massager harnesses so you or a partner can wear the personal massager and bring the fantasy fully to life!\u003cbr\u003ePremium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDiscover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExperience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.","brand":"XR LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50805310652729,"sku":"XRAH285","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/9071\/2889\/files\/XRAH285.png?v=1748532525","url":"https:\/\/gonishmarket.com\/products\/king-kraken-silicone-dildo","provider":"GonishMarket","version":"1.0","type":"link"}